Monday, January 09, 2006

Cheney emergency hospital visit

The smartest guy in the White House was rushed to the hospital around 3 A.M. last night after experiencing shortness of breath. Doctors found that he had been retaining “fluids” due to medication he's taking for some sort of foot ailment.

When I think of the web of technology keeping this guy alive, my internal organs twitch.


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