Coming soon: cloneburgers.

“The federal government is nearing a decision to allow the sale of meat and milk from cloned cows and their offspring, according to officials,” reports the Indianapolis Star. There's no word on whether there will be a labelling requirement. Presumably not: there's no such requirement for genetically engineered foods.

Just think: a few years down the road, whenever we go to McDonald's, we could all be eating from the same cow. Genetically speaking, anyway.